25 Odd Things We Almost Never See

Nathan Johnson Published 06/21/2021 in Funny

Some things you just don't see don't see every day.

Like a minotaur. Or, more specifically, one of your interns rapidly transforming into a hulking, misshapen minotaur. Or, subsequently, a minotaur rampaging across the halls of the eBaums World office.

You really just don't see that too often.

Similar to how rare it is to see yourself, finally cracking open the glass to retrieve the emergency Plasma Cannon and rolling out of the way of an intern-turned-minotaur (who you would then go on to refer to as the "Minotern") as he charges you with murderous bloodlust. Indeed, that would be wholly unexpected -- as would blasting said Minotern to smithereens moments later, repainting the hallway in the fetid, still-smoking detritus of the foul beast.

Or, yourself, staring in the mirror later that night, wondering who it is looking back at you. At the speckle of minotaur blood on your chin, wondering why it was so easy for you to pull the trigger. So easy.

Or Kyle's parents, as you inform them that their son had become a Minotern, and you'd been forced to send him back into the limitless ether of oblivion itself. Or Kyle's parents, as rage consumes them and brutal horns begin twist themselves out of their skulls.

Or your faint reflection in Kyle's trophy cabinet, just over the rapidly hulking shoulders of Kyle's mom as she morphs into a Mothertaur, and the smile begins to form on your lips as you wonder who the monster really is.

The kinds of things you just don't see don't see every day.

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1.
“I went into the office for the first time since March 2020 and found the kiwi I left in my desk.”
2.
“My roommate cleaned some old pool balls and they came out looking like jawbreakers.”
3.
“Yo these vines in my neighborhood look like an elephant.”
4.
“My coffee looks like Jupiter.”
5.
“This dragonfly landed on my dragonfly tattoo.”
6.
“Noticed cardboard hangers instead of plastic hangers while working on my shift.”
7.
“A blue roly poly from the garden.”
8.
“My Uber driver rigged a covid barrier up with AC running to the back with these home made air vents.”
9.
“I took this at almost midnight in the pitch black during a thunderstorm.”
10.
“Saw this converted classic BMW EV charging at the supermarket today.”
11.
“Saw our pilot dangling out the window to clean the windshield.”
12.
“I stumbled across this car that’s painted half black and half white.”
13.
“This weed growing in this shovel handle.”
14.
“Landscaping stone I found that looks exactly like a hunk of crab leg meat.”
15.
“My collection of more than 200 four leaf clovers.”
16.
“Pizza Planet on the I-5.”
17.
“30 years ago, my grandfather encased this meatball in epoxy.”
18.
“Just a sunbird that flew in and perched on my friend’s finger.”
19.
20.
“I (17M) have abnormally long arms 5’9 with a 6’6 wingspan”
21.
A deer poop duo!
22.
This theater tells you if there are post-credit scenes!
23.
“Fully oxidized copper pipe next to a non oxidized copper pipe.”
24.
“I inherited my grandmas sewing supplies and as I was putting them away realized I bought the exact same buttons that she did over 35 years ago for me.”
25.
A cat just randomly decided to lay on my shoes. I do not know this cat.”

1.
“I went into the office for the first time since March 2020 and found the kiwi I left in my desk.”
2.
“My roommate cleaned some old pool balls and they came out looking like jawbreakers.”
3.
“Yo these vines in my neighborhood look like an elephant.”
4.
“My coffee looks like Jupiter.”
5.
“This dragonfly landed on my dragonfly tattoo.”
6.
“Noticed cardboard hangers instead of plastic hangers while working on my shift.”
7.
“A blue roly poly from the garden.”
8.
“My Uber driver rigged a covid barrier up with AC running to the back with these home made air vents.”
9.
“I took this at almost midnight in the pitch black during a thunderstorm.”
10.
“Saw this converted classic BMW EV charging at the supermarket today.”
11.
“Saw our pilot dangling out the window to clean the windshield.”
12.
“I stumbled across this car that’s painted half black and half white.”
13.
“This weed growing in this shovel handle.”
14.
“Landscaping stone I found that looks exactly like a hunk of crab leg meat.”
15.
“My collection of more than 200 four leaf clovers.”
16.
“Pizza Planet on the I-5.”
17.
“30 years ago, my grandfather encased this meatball in epoxy.”
18.
“Just a sunbird that flew in and perched on my friend’s finger.”
19.
20.
“I (17M) have abnormally long arms 5’9 with a 6’6 wingspan”
21.
A deer poop duo!
22.
This theater tells you if there are post-credit scenes!
23.
“Fully oxidized copper pipe next to a non oxidized copper pipe.”
24.
“I inherited my grandmas sewing supplies and as I was putting them away realized I bought the exact same buttons that she did over 35 years ago for me.”
25.
A cat just randomly decided to lay on my shoes. I do not know this cat.”